We’re getting closer…
Wayne State University has issued a warning to the general public that fourteen of its theatre students, five Masters of Fine Arts and nine Bachelors of Fine Arts, are planning a mass escape, and that they plan to commit widespread entertainment on an unsuspecting public.
Fortunately for Art-abiding citizens, authorities know something of their plans. According to sources, who asked not to be identified because they were only in a play in high school, the graduates plan to begin their Showcase spree close to home, performing a short evening of scenes at the Hilberry Theatre, 4743 Cass Avenue, at 6PM on Sunday, March 6th.
Unless recaptured, they plan to perform them at the Studio Theatre at Theatre Row, 410 West 42nd Street in New York City at 6 and 9PM on March 14th. And even Chicago is not safe, as they intend to be at Stage 773, located at 1225 West Belmont Avenue, on March 21st, also at 6 and 9PM.
Authorities recommend calm, and suggest that the safest and best place to be during this “entertainment emergency” is in the audience for any of these free performances.
These actors are well-rehearsed and should be considered extremely talented.